what's the dumbest thing someone has texted you off craigslist...

regular Posts : 337 Join date : 2011-04-17 Age : 33

what's the dumbest thing that someone has texted you asking for a part off craigslist?

idiot - "ey do u got any blackies?"
me - "what the hell are blackies?"
idiot - "i need blackies for my civic.. i hav no rims."
me - "oh.. you mean stock donuts? nope, sorry.."

blackies.... facepalm

i was selling a D15b long block on CL, and some white guy asked me if i wanted to trade it for a early 90's mazda 323 with a blown rear main seal. i was like why in the hell would i do that?

I always get offered half of the asking price. Now I just double what I really want for the item. Better chance of getting close to what I was asking.

regular Posts : 337 Join date : 2011-04-17 Age : 33

Garrett wrote:: i was selling a D15b long block on CL, and some white guy asked me if i wanted to trade it for a early 90's mazda 323 with a blown rear main seal. i was like why in the hell would i do that?

haha.. i guess he at least tried to hussle you lmao.

my friend got texted this.
kid-aye bro trade psp for jdm front
friend-No
kid-its modded and has 4 games even trade.
friend-do you want me to install it why im at it?
kid-that would be koo.
friend-you must be out your damn mind.

coach wrote:: my friend got texted this.
kid-aye bro trade psp for jdm front
friend-No
kid-its modded and has 4 games even trade.
friend-do you want me to install it why im at it?
kid-that would be koo.
friend-you must be out your damn mind.

Baahahahahaha "that would be koo"

Moderator Posts : 663 Join date : 2011-04-14 Age : 35

coach wrote:: my friend got texted this.
kid-aye bro trade psp for jdm front
friend-No
kid-its modded and has 4 games even trade.
friend-do you want me to install it why im at it?
kid-that would be koo.
friend-you must be out your damn mind.

lmao
My cousin overprices all of his things for sale and lowballs the shit out of everyone else.
I've never really had any stupid conversations. Oh, I have had people save my number and try to sell me things. Who is this? The guy from Craiglist. Oh.

I was selling some airsoft stuff and some guy texted me this
"hey what do you wanna trade for your guns?"
me: well what did you have in mind to trade?
him: well what did you want?
me: well I'm lookin for car parts, or money
him: well i got some stuff i wanna trade
me: ok like what
him: well what do you want
me: ok fuck off this is going nowhere.....

Ej8Kid wrote:

coach wrote:: my friend got texted this.
kid-aye bro trade psp for jdm front
friend-No
kid-its modded and has 4 games even trade.
friend-do you want me to install it why im at it?
kid-that would be koo.
friend-you must be out your damn mind.

lmao
My cousin overprices all of his things for sale and lowballs the shit out of everyone else.
I've never really had any stupid conversations. Oh, I have had people save my number and try to sell me things. Who is this? The guy from Craiglist. Oh.

lol i get 'you still have the part" six months later after i post the add

regular Posts : 333 Join date : 2011-04-13 Age : 33

Some Guy wanted to trade his PSP for my gsr swap lol

Moderator Posts : 663 Join date : 2011-04-14 Age : 35

94db8 wrote:: Some Guy wanted to trade his PSP for my gsr swap lol

LOL maybe for one GSR cam.

Marketplace Moderator Posts : 1092 Join date : 2011-04-13

I WAS SELLING MY 8GIG iPOD NANO FOR $35 BUCKS AND SOME KID CALLED AND OFFERED ME $10 BUCKS FOR IT AND I HAD TO BRING IT TO HIM. THEN HE SAID THAT IF HE HAD TO COME TO ME AND GET IT HE WAS ONLY GIVING ME $5 BUCKS FOR IT. HE WAS VERY CONFIDENT IN HIMSELF AND THAT THE DEAL WAS GOING DOWN...DEMANDING LITTLE FUCKER HE WAS.

ONE4ONE wrote:: I WAS SELLING MY 8GIG iPOD NANO FOR $35 BUCKS AND SOME KID CALLED AND OFFERED ME $10 BUCKS FOR IT AND I HAD TO BRING IT TO HIM. THEN HE SAID THAT IF HE HAD TO COME TO ME AND GET IT HE WAS ONLY GIVING ME $5 BUCKS FOR IT. HE WAS VERY CONFIDENT IN HIMSELF AND THAT THE DEAL WAS GOING DOWN...DEMANDING LITTLE FUCKER HE WAS.

lol wow what a jackass

94db8 wrote:: Some Guy wanted to trade his PSP for my gsr swap lol

bet it was the same kid.

I'm currently looking for a DD. So I text this guy on Thursday and he doesn't reply back after a couple texts so I give it a couple days and retext him the same question. Then he comes onto me saying I'm wasting his time and to basically stop contacting him. I told him, dude, I do not live local to you and it would take me 3-4 hours to get there so I was just trying to collect as much information before making a 3-4 hour drive out to see the car. Then he basically laughs at me. Wtf? Seriously? All I can say is GLWS Buddy!

veteran Posts : 587 Join date : 2011-06-28

i hated when u wanna buy something asap but takes them 2 days to reply to u and told u it was sold earlier that day or that they still have it when u bought it already from somewhere else....

Mynes_3 wrote:: i hated when u wanna buy something asap but takes them 2 days to reply to u and told u it was sold earlier that day or that they still have it when u bought it already from somewhere else....

Yeah! The guy did not respond to me for 2-3 days and some how he was mad at me. lol

This fucker text me about my bike, im surprised he can multiply 3x9; He insults me about my research then tries to offer me $700 fthat

http://www.bikepedia.com/Quickbike/BikeSpecs.aspx?Year=2005&Brand=Fuji&Model=Royale&Type=bike#.UCnJk6OCnhk theres my research
what's the dumbest thing someone has texted you off craigslist... Img_0910

what's the dumbest thing someone has texted you off craigslist... Img_0910

Only one I remember off the top of my head recently..when I was selling a car WITHOUT an engine/trans in it (rolling chasis) some guy asked me:

Guy-car still for sale?
Me-Yes it is
Guy-"Will the car pass smog?"
Me- Car currently wont pass a thing
Guy- Will it make it to madera? 5 spd?
Me- Depends on the trailer... no speed
Guy- auto matic? What type of mpg does it get
me- r u serious?

regular Posts : 226 Join date : 2012-01-08

LMFAO this tread is awesome Laughing

I was selling a bmx bike and posted the frame lenght total height and some Guy asked me how tall I was. And asked if I could send him a picture of me next to the the bike I replied clothes on or off LOL

ed6civic wrote:: I was selling a bmx bike and posted the frame lenght total height and some Guy asked me how tall I was. And asked if I could send him a picture of me next to the the bike I replied clothes on or off LOL

FX-16Raptor wrote:: This fucker text me about my bike, im surprised he can multiply 3x9; He insults me about my research then tries to offer me $700
http://www.bikepedia.com/Quickbike/BikeSpecs.aspx?Year=2005&Brand=Fuji&Model=Royale&Type=bike#.UCnJk6OCnhk theres my research

I'll never sell shit on cl again. All bike's are measured in inches. that guy is a dip shit.

Dude still had the guts to offer you a price and to pick it up at the end of the text?! WOW! Does he want an assbeating or what? LOL

Most road bikes are measured in CM.

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